Situationship horoscope: so, what are we?
The chat is vague. Your chart gets specific: five placements, a pattern score and a question to read before you reply. Again.
Get my score for €43-page PDF + story image · in English · by email within 24 hours, usually minutes.
Free Venus check
Just your date of birth. The result stays in your browser.
Example: 15 June 1995
Venus in Gemini
We text until two. We define absolutely nothing.
Air Venus falls for the conversation. Texting until two feels like closeness, even without a clear answer.
Venus in a mutable sign: 1 point in signature 2. A Neptune contact can add another point.
Why do I keep getting into situationships?
The score adds up five traditional signatures in your birth chart. Each contributes 0 to 2 points, for a total of 0 to 10. Your report gives you the placements and a question for each one.
Romance house vs partnership house
More planetary weight in the 5th house than the 7th: the opening chapter has more pull than what comes next. The Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars each count double.
Mutable Venus or a Neptune contact
Venus in Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius or Pisces contributes 1 point. A Neptune aspect adds 0.5 to 1 more. Love that needs room, or falls for possibilities.
Tension between Venus and Mars
Square or opposition: 2 points. Conjunction: 1 point. Attraction and friction can sit close together, with warmth one day and distance the next.
7th-house ruler in the 12th house
The traditional ruler of your partnership house sits in the house of hidden things: 2 points. Feelings that tend to stay unsaid.
Saturn or Pluto in the 7th house
Saturn or Pluto in the partnership house: 2 points. Seriousness, control or fear of loss can make keeping things open feel safer.
More on Cosmolytic: what the fifth house and the seventh house mean in a chart, how Venus loves, and why a square between Venus and Mars creates friction.
Your pattern, in plum and print.
Miriam, 9 April 1988 · 07:45 · Hamburg. Score: 3 out of 10.
- Your score, placed in one of four bands.
- All five signatures with your calculated placements, an interpretation and a question.
- An extra detail if Venus was retrograde when you were born.
- A specific step for the moment before you reply.
- A 1080 × 1920 story image with your first name and score; birth date, time and place stay in the PDF.
€4 once. A little more clarity in the chat.
Enter your first name, birth date, birth time or ‘unknown’, and birthplace at checkout.
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Before you reply
‘Hey, long time’ has just appeared on your screen again? Your report gives you a question linked to your strongest signature. Read it before the old chat starts its next series.
Am I falling for this person, or for the version of them I have imagined?
How the score works
Your birth date, time and place determine the planets and houses. We use the tropical zodiac, whole-sign houses, traditional rulers and aspects within 5–8° orbs. The free check uses a daily table for Venus at noon UTC; it flags dates close to a change of sign or direction.
Situationship horoscope questions
What does a situationship horoscope calculate?
Cosmolytic’s situationship horoscope calculates five signatures from your birth chart: the relative weight of the 5th and 7th houses, Venus sign and Venus–Neptune aspects, Venus–Mars aspects, the traditional 7th-house ruler in the 12th house, and Saturn or Pluto in the 7th house. Each contributes 0 to 2 points, adding up to a score from 0 to 10.
What birth details do I need?
For the personal report, enter your first name, birth date, birth time and birthplace. Enter ‘unknown’ if you do not know the time. The free Venus check only needs a birth date between 1935 and 2012.
When will it arrive, and is it in English?
Your English report arrives as a three-page PDF and story image by email from [email protected] within 24 hours, usually minutes. Stripe sends the payment receipt separately.
Can I order without a birth time?
Yes. Without a birth time, we count houses from your Sun sign and calculate planets for noon local time. House signatures 1, 4 and 5 are provisional and labelled in the PDF. Reply to the delivery email if you find your time later.
Can I give it as a gift?
Yes. Use the recipient’s first name and birth details with their permission. Use your own email address at checkout so you can give them the PDF and story image yourself.
What happens to my birth data?
The free check runs in your browser. It does not send your entered date to a server or put it in the shared link. Birth details for the paid report are used to create it and deleted within 30 days of delivery.
What does the free check show?
The free check shows your Venus sign, its element and whether Venus was retrograde when you were born. A mutable Venus sign contributes 1 point to signature 2. The personal report calculates the remaining placements.
Can I check the other person too?
Each report looks at one birth chart. You can order a second with the other person’s permission. Comparing two charts is a separate astrological process.